Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

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napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022

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tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 8, 2022

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Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

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