Lick Ninja

An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death

Look out Rob, my dog Hildi is a real lick ninja.

by gigger06 July 19, 2010

unicorn ninja

the epic unicorn that can defeat ninjas, and that is so epic, it is a ninja.
every time a ninja unicorn poops, more epicness is spread throughout the world

unicorn ninjas dont eat rainbows and poop butterflies,

they eat lightning and poop epicness

by X3 time January 4, 2012

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

by Big_Mac October 27, 2010

ninja dog

Dog who is stealth like and has been trained in ninja combat.

Don't mess with Bob the dog, he is a ninja dog and he will hunt you and give you a ninja whooping you won't soon forget.

by White sox sux April 10, 2007

Assistant Ninja

Holds and sharpens the many long objects a ninja happens to carry

" Ah ye, assistant ninja ho' fo' u"

by Rah nigga May 13, 2005

ninja pirate

a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.

That ninja pirate came out of nowhere and slayed 6 people.

by sweet serenity December 7, 2007

ninja looter

Someone who grabs loot which he/she has not won during a raid.

Doup won the loot, but that bastard Kerb ninja looted it.

by Martin January 28, 2005