When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"
Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.
Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.
Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately
Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.
Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.
by Big_Mac October 26, 2010
by skitzel October 16, 2008
An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death
by gigger06 July 17, 2010
Don't mess with Bob the dog, he is a ninja dog and he will hunt you and give you a ninja whooping you won't soon forget.
by White sox sux March 28, 2007
by Rah nigga March 18, 2005
A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.
by Yoer October 27, 2007
a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.
by sweet serenity November 12, 2007