Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.

by Macswaggerrrr September 21, 2020

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020

number of genders

Something that is impossible to count. Should one confidently declare a definite number of genders, a war based on identity politics will begin.

Reporter: "What number of genders are there?"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"

by 7568ino February 02, 2025

nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences

It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.

by Sexydimma September 12, 2015

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

by swompy September 28, 2018

number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 03, 2024