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Monday Mopes

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.
by TheCdog March 2, 2011
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suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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Premature Mopifacation

using a mop that is still dirty from the last time you used it
PREMATURE MOPIFACATION
by DaHelpfulUnic0rn June 17, 2015
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the mopiece

A piece of Mo
The mopiece sucked on Theo's boobs.
by whammy_clammy May 2, 2018
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Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles
She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.
by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018
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to mope

To have sex with someone who you think is ugly .
I want to mope her but she's so ugly.
by moper294748u43tw December 3, 2018
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Merdy Mops

The largest, coldest gang in the springs. A brother hood not to be fucked with. Be warned; they WILL shoot up on you if you lose their juul 🥶
damn I can’t wait to join those cold ass merdy mops
by Fartboi69 October 8, 2019
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