Mari-Jane

Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.

Damn, y'all seen her? That's Mari-Jane.
Aye Mari-Jane on sum real shit right there.

by PxpiZay May 19, 2019

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Bail Mary

Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.

Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.

Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?

by bailmary March 21, 2011

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Louw-Marie

Intelligent, sweet bad ass bitch. Slightly tempered, but always there for everyone she loves. Commonly associated with wolf.

Louw-Marie is a good friend, but will cut you if you fuck her over.

by Louw-Marie June 12, 2021

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The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.

Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!

by Official Freyr July 16, 2021

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