Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020

LEMON WEDGEE

Is basically the same as a regular wedgee but it is performed by pulling up the front of the underwear (Lemon is for the Pee stain).

As Dave and Bobby were hiding in the closet from their Uncle Dan.

As Uncle Dan stood at the closet door, Paul snuck up behind and proceeded to give him a “LEMON WEDGEE” he’d never forget.

by MATTSLAPPY17 November 20, 2020

lemon

a way to describe erotic literature in fanfiction, now regularly labeled as smut

1: i read this hot lemon the other day!! dude it was so swag
2: ..are you stuck in 2008 wattpad or do you need mental help

by blorgblorg October 21, 2020

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Lemon

A lemon law is a vehicle that is sent back to the dealer because it couldn’t be fixed or repaired. A women that’s called a lemon 🍋 is a woman that cannot be fixed or repaired

Example : “kristie is a lemon 🍋, not not a fresh lemon. She’s borderline rotten so you can’t even use her to make lemonade”

by Big L 99 January 1, 2021

ginny lemon

fancy a sloiiiiiiiice! drag race uk season 2. has a yellow mullet, comes from birmingham. non-binary. don’t really know much else lol except they’re a great bitch

*ginny lemon appears on screen*
juno birch: not this. not this.
liquorish black: yassssss

by veryqueerandinthebuilding January 1, 2021

LEMON ZEST

When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms

"I gave stacie a lemon zest"

by FVGGOT January 4, 2021