a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.
by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 23, 2021
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by Jessehater#1 November 23, 2021
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Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
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