jesselie

Jesselie is a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart. She is kind and also athletic. Jesselie love's to eat especially jollibee's chicken. Btw ako ray ga sulat ani kay wlay definition akong ngalan samok!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ug isa pa you need Jesselie in your life, wow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH mao rto salamat sa all tas isa pa aq lng to hehe,,

Jesselie is perfect

by ikw lng sapat na August 20, 2021

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010

Jersey-Bomb

A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.

The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night

by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011

Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.

Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.

by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012

Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

by Ste-eve November 6, 2013