Jersey

It sucks living here.

"Haha! You live in Jersey!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

New Jersey

Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 25, 2003

jersey girl

a spoiled bitch who whines about anything not in their favor because they are spoiled bitches who got everything handed to them as children

that bitch will not stop whining because she is a jersey girl

by TomB3 May 13, 2007

Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.

While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!

by Toughie96 December 9, 2008

New Jersey

The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.

"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"

"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"

"Bummer"

by kingman91 June 13, 2007

Cranbury New Jersey

A rich white snobby town. The kids there are dicks with are their fuckin preppy ass clothes and nice cars. Every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. Every car on the street is either Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Hummer or Porsche. They can all go die in hell. I hate those people. Every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jackass. Everyone is white, and if you live there your either a WASP or a WASJ aka White Anglo Saxon Protestan or White Anglo Saxon Jew. Everyone there belongs to at least one Country Club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.

i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that "check out" who wants to move into their area and if they're not white, they probably wont let you live there

by sdiufhl48 May 17, 2008