Italian Quesadila

A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza

Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".

Waiter "what?"

You, "what"

by Golden Beaver July 6, 2022

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.

Dad has an italian shoebox

by crackamodo December 26, 2021

Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.

Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.

by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020

Italian

The most beautiful woman.

-Bro I heard she’s Italian
-No wonder she’s so fine, Ima ask her out soon.

by oscu is a qt June 14, 2022

Italians

A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.

Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.

Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics

People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.

~Hispanic is not always the right answer~

by facewrinkles March 31, 2019

Italian Snowball fight

When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to double penetrate someone making their nuts clap coating them in powder. Then creamfill them like a cannoli.

Yesterday John helped me out. We took Jess out back and had an Italian snowball fight.

by Hydro jet August 10, 2025