The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time
by Ooefs February 20, 2023
Get the Collision Theorymug. Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
Get the Dead Internet Theorymug. "Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.
It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025
Get the Wilt Theorymug. Field of abstract algebra dealing with how different symmetries relate to each other (e.g. are they equal? parts of each other? "multiply" to give some other group we want?)
There's a nice VISUAL introduction to group theory which is (imo) watchable at mid-high school levels (15+ yo ish): 3Blue1Brown's video currently titled "Group theory, abstraction, and the 196883-dimensional monster"
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
Get the Group theorymug. the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.
Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023
Get the Phonetic Temperature Theorymug. The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
Get the Hasson theorymug. N. To throw multiple ideas against out (against the proverbial wall) to see what sticks. Similar to chaos theory, think tank and/or spitball theory. Often used by conspiracy theorists.
Both political parties use the Associated Press (AP) to push their Spaghetti Theory (theories) about rival candidates.
by Tseas October 5, 2020
Get the Spaghetti theorymug.