The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.

I saw "The Goon Machine."

by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025

Gooning

Having fun

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!

by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024

gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.

“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak”
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”

by MensMilk May 24, 2024

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

Goon

Samual birkin

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman

by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023