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The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.
by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025
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Gooning

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!
by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024
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gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time
I’m gooning on ur grandma
by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024
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Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.
“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”
by MensMilk May 24, 2024
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james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy
james flick onion gooned everywhere
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
That prick is a goon jockey.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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Goon

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman
by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023
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