ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning

When a Vietnamese man is stroke their dick so hard, that his eyelids flutter.

Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.

by Jonas187 February 2, 2025

giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.

oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown

by cockbounce November 12, 2023

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.

by JBOE May 21, 2025

GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running”

Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!

by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025

Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.

"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"

by Mrgoon February 1, 2020