when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
by Mully19 January 24, 2011
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Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
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The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.
The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'
Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'
Person 1: 'Oh...'
Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'
Person 1: 'Yep...'
Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'
Person 1: 'Oh...'
Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'
Person 1: 'Yep...'
by muddafracker July 6, 2011
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She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
Get the Facebook-ADD mug.One who comments/likes old ass stuff on Facebook, in turn causing other people to start to comment/like that same shit so now your newsfeed is littered with this bullshit nobody cares about because it came to the attention of everybody a long time ago.
)Caveman #43290
HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
9127 BC * Like * Comment
Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.
)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like
)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like
)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
9127 BC * Like
)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person
)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
August 2, 2011 * Like
)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like
HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
9127 BC * Like * Comment
Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.
)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like
)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like
)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
9127 BC * Like
)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person
)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
August 2, 2011 * Like
)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like
by camr0n401 August 3, 2011
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by BigRich81 January 30, 2014
Get the facebook concern mug.Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014
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