Eric

A very cool kid with the name Eric. He’s on the cheer team and has a crush on Eddie . He also has a massive coc account .

Eric’s coc is so big and powerful !

by DroopyBallzec November 21, 2021

Eric

Eric is the most gayest and unluckiest person you will ever meet.

Person 1: Wow how is he so unlucky?
Person 2: Isn't that Eric? All Eric are unlucky as fuck.

by yeeyeelookingasshaircut November 2, 2020

Eric

A man with a perfect dick.

Eric has a big dick.

by Rainbow Muncher Snail May 24, 2023

Buddy Eric

Your friend who's had crazy shit happen to them, and you can bring up in any conversation.

This happened to my buddy eric.

by Butch2Therapie November 26, 2025

Eric Vito

Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.

Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.

Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 7, 2021

Eric

Eric is quiet, but that doesn’t mean he’s uncaring. He’s one of the most observant people you’ll meet, and he uses that to improve his friends’ lives however he can. When he does speak, it’ll probably be the funniest thing you’ve heard that day. Take every chance you can to be around Eric.

Person 1: Eric just posted another Slander…

Person 2: Guess my day just peaked.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Eric

An arrogant piece of shit who likes hacking people's leg off with a hockey stick

Better stay away from..we got ourselves an eric over here!

by channko November 22, 2023