Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
Get the No, because they're crapmug. A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
by pseuzieq December 25, 2009
Get the crap-pambic pentametermug. Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.
For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.
Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021
Get the Steaming Pile of Crapmug. crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
Get the crap pocketsmug. by spencer soper October 2, 2020
Get the crap weaselmug. Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.
by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015
Get the Crap Doormug. An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
Get the crapping diamondsmug.