Covid

Do you really need to look up covid on the urban dictionary?

If you need to search up what covid is just to find out what it is then you're living under a rock.

by say no to covid September 27, 2021

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.

My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.

by Rickapedia October 18, 2021

covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)

example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."

by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021

Covid Hot

A person You met during the Pandemic and interacted with while they wear usually wearing a mask who you found attractive Physically until you started seeing them mask-less.

She has a rocking Body and bedroom eye's but she drops from a 8 to 4 with the mask off she was only Covid Hot

by Wingnut75 October 27, 2021

covid 21

that awkward moment when your cousin accidentally gives you multiple STDS and also ligma lol

mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds

mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez

me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol

by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021