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(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
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