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douche clouder 

Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.
Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..
douche clouder by Dr.Coxx March 7, 2015

happy clouds 

The smoke from your weed or vape.
I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.
happy clouds by Perseus Rose September 14, 2015

hippie clouds 

Once every eighthundred leap years, majestic beings of hentai and furry. They rain sprinkles, and daisy and polar bears, clovers, nothing ever found in the urban ma-dicitionary, also rainbow pandacorns...... Your high
Dude i was so in the hippie clouds

columbus cloud

The first cloud to discover America, set sailing upon the wind
I saw the Columbus cloud last night. It was sailing mighty in the breeze.
columbus cloud by Yelnoco November 22, 2016

mushroom clouding 

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
mushroom clouding by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

Microsoft Cloud 

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).
Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."