captain planet

a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon

captain planet is the devil

by I fart on Ted Turner's nose March 3, 2005

Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration

I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day

by rtv0587 November 22, 2009

Captain Awkward

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

by Bandito September 27, 2004

captain pimp master

only one of these in the world. coolest person ever.
loved by all.

i am the captain pimp master

by Captain Pimp Master January 23, 2004

Captain Hook

the nickname for a Mike
Usually in high school
very famous in Maine

Mike is a Captain Hook

by tennis131 February 23, 2010

Captain Brownhead

When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"

Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???

by TrMaLa November 8, 2007

the captain america

A hot sex move that involves doing a girl doggy style. Once you have attained a comfortable pace the male forms a mask on his face with his hands and yells CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!

Well I was blasting her in the ass and i put my hands face and pulled off the Captain America!

by Jeremy Gross June 11, 2006