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pulling a cake

when you do something and then pretend it never happened.
audrey: she doesn't need to know this ever happened.
jackie: we're totally pulling a cake!
by audreypawdrey May 25, 2009
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Cake Tag

A jovial game of social networking tag that involves posting pictures, videos or other media regarding cakes and related baked goods on another's profile. Once you have been cake tagged, you are obligated to return the serve and post cake-related material on the original poster's wall.
"Oh yay! 368 notifications! OH NOOOO! I've been cake tagged!'
by JustCakinIt February 17, 2012
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Bumpy Cakes

Bro check out that fat chick, she's got a cute face tho, she's definitely a bumpy cakes
by Madrox614 January 26, 2019
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Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.
Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!
by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016
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splash cakes

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
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Cake Decorator

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."
Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.
by WizardofWord September 1, 2022
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Guap Cake

When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.
Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.
by Chico_2_infinity January 3, 2018
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