A disease When you consume bird feces at a young and inherit a talented singing voice.
Little Susie has come down with melodyeuritus, it must be from when that bird crapped in her mouth yesterday.
When a women is positioned in doggy style and a man ejaculates into a dollar bill (doesn't matter the currency) and then inserts into her anal cavity then light the bill on fire. Pour gasoline on your penis and then continue with the anal insertion.
Me and Linda are going to make some real good guap cake tonight.
