While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.
by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
by Cockadylious September 25, 2014

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry
I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

by Hersey blast April 19, 2017

by John Sumac January 6, 2017

to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.
by joshballs3 April 23, 2023
