A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.
by Lanee June 9, 2015

by Doc Fitz September 18, 2020

A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
by James_is_coo_beans October 24, 2019

Roe river is the shortest river in the world bcuz google said so anyway its only 61m (201 feet) long
by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021

by SLAY MONKEY RIVER SUCKS November 24, 2022

A shitty group of casinos in Mississippi owned by the Choctaws. Known for its rude employees, tight slots, slow drinks and WASTED locals.
by 215634 December 20, 2016
