toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

Block Banger

Someone who talks shit in person while in their own safety.

John talked shit to bob while he was in the car driving away or johnny was talking shit to billy while he was few feet away and running away at the same time. These types of people are known as Block Bangers

by wjd.ssg February 15, 2018

Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.

"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.

by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

On the block with the Glock

A commonly used phrase by rappers who shoot niggas in people's neighborhood.

Bitch, I’ll pull up on the block with the Glock.

by Ya boi, Roi December 21, 2019

Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.

I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.

by Youhate30 January 4, 2020

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020