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Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.
Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.
by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016
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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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Block Banger

Someone who talks shit in person while in their own safety.
John talked shit to bob while he was in the car driving away or johnny was talking shit to billy while he was few feet away and running away at the same time. These types of people are known as Block Bangers
by wjd.ssg February 15, 2018
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Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019
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On the block with the Glock

A commonly used phrase by rappers who shoot niggas in people's neighborhood.
by Ya boi, Roi December 21, 2019
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Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.
I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.
by Youhate30 January 4, 2020
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Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020
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