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CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.
Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!
by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018
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Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)
"Don't beaver block me!"
by The original beaver April 18, 2016
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Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
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Eater's Block

When you're looking at a food delivery app and there's too many options that you can't decide. This can also apply when figuring out a place to eat with friends.
Do you want Taco Bell? Maybe, what about McDonalds? Maybe, what about Tender Greens? IDK, I have Eater's Block.
by Redpaintchips26 March 9, 2020
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cookers block

When you can’t think of anything to cook.
Daughter: hey mum what’s for dinner?

Mother: I don’t know I have cookers block
by taneesha January 7, 2021
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Artist Block

When you can’t get an idea of what to draw or paint. Your mind is in a complete blank.
Every artist gets an Artist Block at some point in there life.
by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020
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tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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