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sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver
by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018
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beaver seisure

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."
by Spankface May 11, 2018
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Grass beaver

Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.
by Elizabeth ssssssss February 18, 2017
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south side beaver

A school full of ether preppy middle class kids who act rich or redneck kids that talk about hunting, fishing, trucks, quads drinking and partying. No matter who you Are, you'll most likely attend at least one Georgetown party and get drunk and most likely get chased out by cops because some parents called because there's never cops around. there's a lot of kids at south side who don't care. The teachers are vary chill and fun. You ether hate them or there your best friend there's no in between. The schools vary small everyone probably knows everyone's names in every grade above them and to 4 grades below them. 80% of the kids don't even listen to country but wear boots and jeans everyday. If you don't wear boots and jeans or at least look laid back your probably one of the snobby kids that everyone says they like but don't. Rumors get around the school fast. Teachers even know who's having sex with who who got in a fight with who. They most likely know everyone's personal life wheather they know them or not. South side is a family that likes to fight eachother but also defends eachother.
Person 1: we have a game against south side beaver tonight.

Person 2: you mean that redneck school thats talks shit on everyone?

Person 1: yeah dude. It's gonna be a close game or a fights gonna break
Out.

Example 2:

Person 1: did you hear what happend at the crick party other night?

Person 2: yeah! Those freshmen girls are dumb partying with those redneck boys that are 3 years older than them.
by Redneck736174 April 13, 2017
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beaver bisquits

Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits
by Hedgefund34 June 17, 2016
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beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.
by Crandle October 6, 2016
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dirt beaver

When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.
Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.
by Datdirtbeav26 October 5, 2016
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