ALHA

At Least He's Asian

Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).

"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."

"ALHA"

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"At least he's Asian!"

by Grizzly August 28, 2009

Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.

That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey

by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017

Aliha

She's Beautiful , Always On Top Of Her Game . She's Been Hurt A Couple Of Times Don't Trust Many . She Stays To Herself And Doesn't Let Anybody Run Over Her . She's One Of The Most Realistic Person You'll Meet . She Tells You The Truth From Beginning To The End . She Also Has A Pretty Body

Omg , Do You See Aliha She's So Beautiful .

by abcde_4 June 6, 2015

aloha

Native Hawai'ian language, literal meaning is 'love'. Modern use is as a greeting and a farewell.

Hawai'i is the Aloha state

by Hubert March 25, 2005

Alkha

A girl that is quiet on the outside but if you get to know her, shes annoying. She also smells bad and gets mad easily

That quiet girl Alkha smells so bad

by zrxyz on a percksz December 27, 2021

alphaQ

I'll fuck you. Only know the meaning if you say it out loud. Used to get past filters and to be smart.

Hey ma'am can you give this to your daughter:

Hey Nicole,
see you later
alphaQ2nite

by AlphaQ January 7, 2006

Aloha ke akua

God is love

hey bro i just wanted to let you know Aloha ke akua. so dont give up

by yumimaemae July 22, 2011