Big Al

A man with a massive penis known to split people in half and is responsible for their god complex

Did you hear about Big Al ? He split that poor person in half

by Asdf69420 January 3, 2022

Big Al

The director of Juwu Furry Actors (AB), who can often be seen driving around in a forklift at mach 3 as a pachycephalosaurus. He has great skill when it comes to killing people.

What is that?

It's Big Al's magical forklift...

by CallMeBez May 19, 2022

Joelle Al-Haddad

The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.

Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."

by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022

Big Al

NONCE... the true definition of a proper old school nonce. DO NOT, I repeat, do not let this man near your kids unless you want them to be fiddled with beyond belief.

That big al is right nonce, I once saw him hanging outside his flat smoking a rollie and chatting to school girls. proper wrongen

by king of grime May 26, 2022

Al Shizaba

The most feared terrorist in the Middle East of Melbourne. His arch-nemesis is Jim Watson, a VIC POL SOG Officer. He has an assistant, Francesco Shontelly. Al Shizaba is known for the attempted assassination of Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official, in 2019. The attempt failed because of an accidental discharge of Francesco Shontelly's weapon, which threw off Al Shizaba and alerted Jim Watson and the Victoria Police squad on the scene. Alex Ferguson, a Victoria Police Officer, was killed in the firefight between police and Al Shizaba's terrorist network. The fight ended when Francesco Shontelly accidentally detonated their explosive devices too early. It is unsure wether Al Shizaba is still alive.

"Did you hear about the attack at Flinders? Two eshays got bashed!"

"Rumour is, it was Al Shizaba."

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale is a cheaper version of Sprite.

Man: hey pass me a sprite.
other man: ok, *passes ginger ale*
Man:hey!, this isn’t a sprite

by big nigger who just took a shi June 5, 2022

Al-waqad

Arabic name. He who lights the fire. Previously was the job title of the person who shovels coal in a steam train, also known as "stoker" or "fireman" although his job is opposite to what we traditionally know of a fireman's duties nowadays.

Also used as an adjective to describe something bright and brilliant, often conceived as an exaggeration.

A person carrying this name is energetic, clever, funny and quick-witted, but destined to suffer a lifetime of betrayal.

Once aligned with the stars, a carrier of this name can singlehandedly impact the whole world.

Al-Waqad has a hobby of wasting time.

by some_guy_9_0 December 15, 2021