by AidxnIsSwag April 14, 2023
Hey it’s me. Yeah my dick is big. Yeah I’m sorta sexy, yeah your girl thinks about fucking me. It’s all good: if you’re my friend I won’t fuck your girl unless you’re an asshole, then I’ll fuck her twice and she’ll cum thrice (unless she’s on meds :c ). Maybe I’ll even cum in her asshole, maybe she’ll even tap mine. I know you’ve never seen her get that loose before, it’s all good. It’s a combination between a healthy dose of love and a thick cock with some inches to back it up. No I don’t like you, stay away from her. This last one’s for Peep: love you bro.
Hey I’m Connor, nice to meet you. I prefer to be called Lucifer (I take a lot of Ls). *stretches out hand for a firm shake, but not too firm, unless it’s her father*
by Lucifer J. Malachi July 26, 2022
Big headed forehead dude that everyone is friends with. Also wears Nike brand everything. When he wears a black chain and hat he just looks like a wanna be sound cloud rapper.
by Weird.loser.buddy.boi November 19, 2017
by ur moms r gay September 03, 2020
Connor has two N’s in it. Unfortunately they stand for Nazi, not nice. Connor is not only a disgrace to all men he is a disgrace to all of humanity. This nudered simp is the most annoying mother fucker of all time. He attempts to be controlling however realistic is to short to reach any controls-or light switches. He bitches 24/7 and deserves maximum punishment for the crime he has committed by entering this earth.
Connor bit his own balls off before his dick reached it’s full potential of an inch.
Connor is such a simp.
Connor is such a simp.
by GreekFreak69 March 03, 2020
CONNOR ROLFE The type of guy to have a SHIT trim .. the type of guy to search on YouTube “How to get a girlfriend tutorials” .. the type of guy to have the SHITTESSTTT mic .. the type of guy to call hash 100 times a second .. the type of guy to say he’ll pay money but claim to be broke 5 minutes later .. I could go on and on and on!
Hash - *EXISTS*
Connor - “I must call hash”
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Amelia - *EXISTS*
Connor “Wys b xx”
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Emma - *EXISTS*
Connor - *CALLS HASH*
Emma - *Breathes*
Connor - “Emma’s being a bitch again”
Connor - “I must call hash”
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Amelia - *EXISTS*
Connor “Wys b xx”
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Emma - *EXISTS*
Connor - *CALLS HASH*
Emma - *Breathes*
Connor - “Emma’s being a bitch again”
by UNDEFINED JIMMY LITTLE June 23, 2020