Noah

Noah is usually tall and skinny built. He is also a nerd and into complex board games and video games. He is really smart but when he wants to be and when he chooses to be. Noah cannot stop talking because it is his favourite way of expression. You would not think this though, because he is very shy around people he likes and/or people that show him kindness. If you like a Noah play his games with him or engage in conversation on a topic you both like and he will enjoy getting to know you.

Guy 1: Ayo look it's Noah

Girl 1: Hi Noah
Noah: Oh hey guys...
Guy 1: How's the Yugi-Oh going, got the hang of synchro summoning yet?

Noah: Oh Synchro summoning is pretty difficult as it involves summoning a tuner monster and a non tuner monster before summonibg a synchro monster from the extra deck, combining both of the previous monsters' levels to sum up to the newly summoned monster's level. It is pretty techni0cal to complete in battle but it is rewarding enough
Girl 1: You really know your stuff! I'm a native Xyz summoner, can I practice synchro with yo after school?
Noah: Sure thing ;)
Guy 1: Aw man that was my steal I'm gay
Girl 2: She doesn't actually know anything about yugi oh don't worry

by Ballistic Meme August 12, 2021

Noah Granola

One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.

Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.

by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

Noah

death note kinda guy. like bro remember his emo phase. gadam

Noah, your ass at valorant ya shit cunt

by Killer-Duckling August 30, 2022

NOAH+LILYONA

This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.

NOAH+LILYONA
she obviously loves Noah more

by Liltardlily December 1, 2023

"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024

Noah

Noah is the coolest, hottest, strongest creature to ever grace this earth. He is so superior to all many people no longer consider him a mortal and praise him like a god. This is normal since he is god incarnate.

"I pray to Noah everyday." speaker a

"Same!' speaker b

by Yves sucks balls December 8, 2021