by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.
I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.
It's a wonder you're single.
It's a wonder you're single.
by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Someone who urinate in their bed
Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER
Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER
Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.
by OkieCat October 8, 2020
