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get off my shit

A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.

Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill
Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.

DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.

Me: Dude, get off my shit!
by raven2006 October 11, 2010
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shit banger

the sexyest bitched alive...every guy wants them....they usually stay single... they have lots of friends and every one want to be them
"damn...i wish is was a shit banger.... they are so pretty." Abby and Robyn said.
by dsb #1 March 11, 2009
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shit glitter

A dirty shit on penis that is wiped all over ones face.
I visited memphis and brian was wearing a lot of shit glitter.

Mr moore thinks its cool to wear shit glitter on a night out on the town.
by robby dunn March 23, 2008
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post shit syndrom (pss)

That feeling once you've left the bathroom after dropping a deuce, that you have some unfinished business. You feel like you still have to shit, you can't walk, and you can't poop any further.
"Hey Johnny, Why the long face?"

"I am suffering from post shit syndrom (pss)."
by carpster May 30, 2006
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delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019
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Oh Shit Its The Boss!

A phrase elicited during a sighting of one Bruce Springstein.
*hanging out after the show at the rear exit of the concert venue*

fan: Oh Shit Its The Boss!!
by John Calvin Boone III March 26, 2009
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fuck shit nigger bitch

When your really mad so you swear, but your're in poetry class.
by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020
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