Being simply drunk to the extent of barfing on yourself, sleeping in a bed of vomit and not being able to move or open your eyes
by Toni-for-President June 26, 2023

Typically people named Jordan are a spicy white boy. They are also mostly in denial. Spicy white boy originate from little gays with a sense of style. They tend to have a very dark sense of humor and I’m some rare cases…Talk in third person. They are nothing but a white person but better.
by LittleLemonBoy May 28, 2022

lyrics referenced from queen Lily Allen. basically talking shit to wannabe coders and haxors and trollz
by copyrights @ HELIX June 1, 2018

•protect and cuddle you like a little sister.
•makes you laugh,smile,and you can be yourself around.
•No matter what u did he'd text you in the morning and night.
•can talk to about anything and everything.
•first one there if you need a shoulder to cry on.
•knows when things aren't right,even when u say "I'm fine"
•gives you great advice.
•the 1st to call if something bad or amazing happens.
•he's not afraid to tell you when your with the wrong guy.
•you can trust him with anything.
The most important is that he likes to scare the sh*t out of you
•makes you laugh,smile,and you can be yourself around.
•No matter what u did he'd text you in the morning and night.
•can talk to about anything and everything.
•first one there if you need a shoulder to cry on.
•knows when things aren't right,even when u say "I'm fine"
•gives you great advice.
•the 1st to call if something bad or amazing happens.
•he's not afraid to tell you when your with the wrong guy.
•you can trust him with anything.
The most important is that he likes to scare the sh*t out of you
Person 1: You got a boyfriend now?
Person 2: No Noooooooooooooooo.
Person 1: Ouh, who is that boy you always text and smile to?
Person 2: Oh he is my boy bestfriend
Person 2: No Noooooooooooooooo.
Person 1: Ouh, who is that boy you always text and smile to?
Person 2: Oh he is my boy bestfriend
by ミシェル先輩 September 1, 2020

A guy who pretends he's been hurt and doesn't have many friends to make you feel sorry for him and hang out with him then you find out he's been sleeping with tonnes of people and just been manipulating and lying to you the whole time.
by KK713 July 18, 2016

A skinny penised pot head hoe getter dyslexic who has voice cracks and stutters in every sentence. But is a really good sex slave who also likes bitches in the itty bitty titty committee. Fuck. You. Nigga.
All love<3
All love<3
by anonymous February 1, 2022
