Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.

"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"

by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018

Snchitzel Man

God it self

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man

by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018

pulse man

A Pulse Man is a person that goes around checking the pulse of erect penises.

Dave: Hey Pulse Man can I have my dick pulse checked
Pulse Man: No

by The Pulsar March 3, 2018

the hot man

The hottest man has a big penis and is the best and smartest man alive his name is Firas eddine mohamed khaldi

he is cool the hot man
his anme if firas eddine mohamed khaldi.

by firms May 9, 2018

man sag

Once a man gets to be a certain age *generally 40+*. His testicles(balls)will start to sag, with more age comes saggier balls!

"What happened to Buddy, he used to have swag?"
"He got old and his man swag, turned into man sag!"

by Undrunkpunk March 6, 2018

Man jugs

Man boob's, man breast

Dude your man jugs are so big you need a sports bra

by BrosefManJugs March 6, 2018

man

not me.

Kylie Jenner : I love Tyga he is my man forever
( 5 minutes later )
Kylie : fuck tyga ( 10 minutes later she pregnant he ain’t the father ) 🤦🏼 ♀️

by pussy ass 101 March 9, 2018