Community Man

A man who is in every female’s phone

A male who messages or sleeps around with a lot of significant others.

He’s actually a Community Man or
I Love my Community Man

by anonymous December 10, 2023

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Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

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A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

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chi chi man

ah batty boy (gay/homosexual nigga)

"Bun dem chi chi man"

by liam0918 January 21, 2023

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man drippings

(n.) refers to the spunk dripping out of a bloke’s knob after coming hard. Often found in underwear, inside trousers, on towels, on Kleenex, inside used condoms, and frequently upon bedding, among other places. Some people lick them up if the knob is still accessible. Can be found near wherever a bloke has splooged.

After power fucking Bill, my man drippings were all over the couch.

He must have had a huge cum. His man drippings ran from the crotch of his trousers down to his knee!

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

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