ZOMFG

Said as 'OH MY FUCKING GOD' but the Z is silent ... This is due to the fact that OMFG was supposed to be typed, but the typer has held down the SHIFT button as well as hitting the Z button which is next to it by accident.

It is now so popular that ppl will type ZOMG on purpose for the 1337 factor :)

Jase: ZOMFG! did u see that!?
Daniel: yer man .. pwned it

by JiNX_jase September 16, 2010

zombozsis

sketchy to the point of extreme fascination of subtle idiocyncratic items

<taken from an actual log file of two people in a state of zombozsis> i don't think zombies can eat other zombies ...right but what if they eat all the peoples brains does that leave one zombie without a brain to eat?
...you're the math wiz
lol

by meh December 18, 2003

zombie

An electronic device that has failed and appears unusable, but suddenly works again. At that point, it becomes a zombie.

Christopher's phone died... but now it works and is a zombie.

by mec0821 March 31, 2009

Zomba

Famous comic maker of FunnyJunk.com. Known to commonly include his own iconic avatar, (A stick figure with black hair, thick lines, and a forward swept curling hair) in his comics. Also is noted for his fairly funny trash-talking lines. i.e. "Me fighting you would be like a gorilla with a club, fighting a kid with downs, armed with a ****ing spoon." i.e.2. "If i was to throw your gay ass over a fire, since you're so flamboyant, your rainbow ass would float."

i.e.3. "You suck so much, i'm starting to think you take after your mother."

Person1: "Hey did you see the newest Zomba comic?"
Person2: "I sure did!"
Person1: "Well that's.....That's just dandy..."
Person2: "Our lives are so empty..."
Person1: "Yes....Yes, they are.."

by Aric T June 23, 2010

Zombie-Armed

-Adjective

The recumbent but stiff-armed posture of a human being or animal who has been knocked unconscious so that their arms or forelegs are involuntarily protruding upward.

At UFC 6, Tank Abbott knocked out John Matua in such a way that Matua was zombie-armed.

by TheSpiteHouse October 30, 2010

zombie outbreak

The tendency of the zombie horror subgenre to become remarkably popular approximately every twenty years, then fade away. Zombie outbreaks have been noted during the mid-eighties and the late zeroes.

So named because the fad behaves like a zombie horde, first appearing as a controlled instance, then escalating while no-one's looking and finally making the leap to the general populace with mass mainstream multimedia. Eventually the fad has no demographic left to consume, and rots away.

Yesterday Isaac spent the whole carpool ride telling me about his zombie apocalypse survival plan in detail. He's totally buying into the current zombie outbreak.

Zombieland, Plants vs. Zombies, The Walking Dead... I've had enough! I hope this zombie outbreak dies off soon.

by 11redred11 November 12, 2010

God-zombie

The resurrected body of Jesus Christ.

Jesus died, and then he came back as an all-powerful God-zombie

by Kenny Powers11 May 15, 2012