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Ur mum

ur mum is a milf
by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021
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The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.
"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."
by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013
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Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.
Ur mum is fat.
by pigjacob June 27, 2018
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Mum

Always in a mood and makes you duolingo ,wiping the side dry up and wash the dishes and she will have a go at you for the smallest things in the world!!! Its very unbelievable
Oh No were about get to told off by mum
by Dave Marshalar March 22, 2022
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Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022
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Marshmallow your mum

by LoonyRadish October 31, 2017
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ur mum

ur mum is often used by a British person. Also is often used as A JOKE or a INSULT
person 1: what time is it ?
person two: time to fuck ur mum

person 1: ur clapped

person 2: I was making clapping noises with ur mum last night shut up fam
by Isuzu k January 12, 2022
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