your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022

UR MUM

IS IT JUST ME OR IS YOUR MUM LOOKING KINDA THICCCCC

UR MUM LOOKING VERY THICC

by haha,your,mum,go,brrrrrrrr November 29, 2021

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

yur mum

yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe

Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is

by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018