Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

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Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022

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Wife-fucker

A man who fucks another man’s wife. He lives by a code and will NOT have sex with another man’s wife if he is friends with that guy. He resonates 50 shades of grey energy.

Ryan’s a wife-fucker. He goes HAM & sport mode on another dude’s wife all night and/or the entire weekend - 50 shades of grey shit.

by Wife-fucker April 4, 2025

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Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.

Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2023

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wife brag

A public or semi-public expression of pride or admiration by a (typically submissive or deferential) husband about his wife’s accomplishments, intelligence, or status — often highlighting her success in a way that reflects both genuine admiration and his own contentment or identity in her shadow.

“He couldn’t stop with the wife brag after her keynote at the conference — and honestly, it was kind of sweet.”

by anonymous August 1, 2025

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