National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

washed-in

A wash-in occurs when you can't leave the pub due to heavy rain. Hence, you are 'washed-in'. It may also be used as a call to stay at the pub regardless of the weather.

We won't be coming back to work today boss, we're 'washed-in'.

by Mysterious Dave December 28, 2015

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

georoge washing machine

A Roblox noob said these onces

Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine

by Roblox man_678 September 12, 2020

Washing the whistle

The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement

Its about time I got a good “washing the whistle” done.

by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019

ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021