Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

waffle stacker

Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles

Look at that guys walk. He’s for sure a waffle stacker

by Averagejoe1 June 5, 2022

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016

Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.

She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄

by adityak93 July 2, 2019

Dolphin Waffle

Vagina; The female version of a waffle dolphin

The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.

by Quentin and Anthony March 11, 2011

shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.

they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...

by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009