Clarkson university

An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.

“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school

“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”

by Dirty dan 69420 January 5, 2019

University of Windsor

One of the worst universities in Canada, as it fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. Those who are dumb enough to get enrolled there and accept usually drop out and/or do nothing successful with their lives. Most of those who attend the University of Windsor are scared to move away from home and leave their parents, and/or are of the less fortunate as they cannot afford to study abroad. Those who attend the University of Windsor think they are the shit, but really will not get anywhere in life as the evil spirits of Windsor, Ontario have unfortunately sucked them in for the rest of eternity.

A professor from the University of Windsor came to my international boarding school to give a speech today and not one person showed up!

or

I heard the University of Windsor is the worst university in Canada!

or

Dude you go to the Univeristy of Windsor? How basic, you should transfer.

by BarbieBitch420 October 22, 2011

University of Miami

a college 120 years younger than Miami University in Oxford, Ohio...

Miami of Ohio was a university when Florida belonged to Spain

Yo bro! Maybe they should name it the University of Miami Florida.

Wait a second... Univ. of Miami Florida's president is a Miami Univ. (Ohio) alum!!!

by Miami Univ... Estd. 1809 January 19, 2005

University of Utah

1. University where people from Utah who want a real education go to.

2. Legitimate University that offers a legitimate education.

3. Not church-camp. See BYU.

-"Hey Timmy, where are you going to school after you graduate?"

-" I'm going to the University of Utah."

-"Good choice! There you'll get access to the serious academic world. I mean, how seriously could you take your professors if you knew they believed they will be gods of their own universe with multiple wives after
they die, and all that weirdo Hoohaa that Mormons believe???"

by Patty05 September 13, 2005

sophia university

A school for faggots who can't go to American schools

Kentaro Hayashi goes to Sophia University

by Ken McMicheal June 29, 2008

University of Oregon

A 4 year university in Eugene, Oregon. They usually accept the kids that were too stupid to get into Oregon State University. They are known for blowing way too much money on sports, and most graduates will spend their adult life flipping burgers and wishing they had attended Oregon State instead.

"Why did i go to University of Oregon? I got laughed at when i applied for a job."

by klamathman March 19, 2017

Drexel University

Clown college and Big5 Rejects of Philadelphia Basketball. It's school that lives off the attention U Penn receives. There is no one famous to ever come from this place and tries to claims it's "commitment to excellence" through how much it's endowment level increase. Drexel tries to claim Temple's connections and Villanova's credibility, but in all seriousness it's more of Junior College that's just buying ads to put it's name on things. About 35,000$ overpriced, meaning it's should cost about 2200$ a year to go. Community College of Philadelphia is more prestigious.

Hey do you want to go to a high ranking, prestigious school? Sure, which one? Drexel University! No thanks bra, I'd rather go to clown college. Less waste

by Depressed Dragon October 16, 2013