Texas A&M University

Located in College Station Tx, A&M was the first public institute of higher learning in Texas, established in 1876 as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas. Founded as an all male millitary school along the lines of the Citadel and VMI,and steeped in millitary tradition, Texas A&M remained essentially unchanged until the 1960s. From these humble origins, A&M has grown to become a large, co-ed Flagship University of 40,000 students for the state of Texas and is consistently ranked as one of the premier public universities in the country. A short list of A&M's accomplishments includes:

-Top 50 Public University
-Top 100 National Doctorate Granting Institute (public and private)
-Carnegie Institute Tier I Research University
-Holds rare triple staus as Land, Sea and Space Grant Institute
-Member of the prestigious Association of American Universities (AAU)
-Nationally ranked schools of Business, Agriculture, Engineering, Veterinary Medecine and Architecture.
-Leads the nation in genetic research, only institution to clone 5 different species.
- Campus is the home of President George H. Bush's Presidential Library, one of the only campuses in the nation with a presidential library
-Nationally famous Corps of Cadets, the largest uniformed student body outside the service academies

Few schools can match the Pride, Spirit and Excellence of Texas A&M University.

Texas A&M University by RWW July 15, 2005

Southern Oregon University 

Smoked Out University is its second name. It is a school in Ashland Oregon that gives a decent education and calls itself a liberal arts school

"Im thinking about going to SOU!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"

Southern Oregon University by Epitath December 13, 2009

Case Western Reserve University 

n.

Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape

Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.

Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.

Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.

Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.

Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…

Overheard on the Case Quad:

You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!

Case Western Reserve University by A Jaded Case Student January 8, 2005

Clark University

A smaller University located in Worcester, Massachusetts that prides itself on diversity. Formerly an all girls college and the only American college visited by Sigmund Freud. The University is widely known for its psychology program. The diversity of the school comes in many forms such as the amount of international students, faiths/religions, clubs, and ideologies. Clark promotes acceptance and tolerance more so than anything else.

"I know the world could someday coexist because I see it everyday here at Clark University."

Clark University by <Neil Diamond> November 27, 2011

Old Dominion University

Old Dominion University is where people with class work their way to becoming top notch at their jobs and in their life. Those who graduate from ODU, and who worked hard during their time there, will become the future leaders of America.

Old Dominion University students and alumni have pride in each step they take and decision they make.

Old Dominion University by Anonymous Fraternity Man November 9, 2010

VU (Vincennes University)

The one college you don't want to send your kids to!!!

Don't go to VU (Vincennes University) or you'll lose every last cent you have, so you can find out later that the administration office is using your money to go on vacation!!!!!

OR
At VU, your child will get mugged by the ignorant hordes who think their gangsta!!!!

VU (Vincennes University) by irishhell414 September 26, 2006

duke university 

One of the most selective and prestigous universities in the world. Ranked top 5 in the nation by US Newsweek. Famous for its men's basketball team and academic reputation. Notorious for the lacrosse scandle and low racial interaction. Filled with school spirit, rich new england jocks and lots of alcohol.

Hanover sends half of its graduating class to Duke University.

duke university by fujifilms May 30, 2006