Twitter 

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

Twitter by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter auntie 

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

twitter auntie by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

twitter 

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.

Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!

twitter by al pal April 3, 2016

Twitter 

A social media site where people can go to express their opinions and share their thoughts. Twitter is not intended to be used as a gate way to singling people out or exposing them. It is also a site where the user should feel safe enough to share whatever they'd like without being targeted in a negative manner.

Twitter User: "today i..."
Twitter User: "I really hate when..."

Twitter by Ndjsjzjsnalcnizjwkslc April 29, 2016

twitter-puff 

a nickname a hot girl gives you

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff

twitter-puff by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016

Twitter Stop 

When a sentence ends without punctuation due to limited character space on Twitter. The author can reinforce the Twitter Stop by using a capital letter to start the next sentence.

I may exceed the one hundred forty characters on my tweet about soups But I will use a Twitter Stop to save space & get my message out there

Twitter Stop by gabejsanchez August 30, 2016

Twitter Five 

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.

Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!

Twitter Five by Dcstrutter June 10, 2016