Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Shinpad on toast

You rub bread in your friends sweaty shinpad, toast it, rub it in, then throw it in your sleeping friends face.

I gave him a mad shinpad on toast

by Achmed_Da_Dictionary November 3, 2018

toast

yum

mike: whats toast
jeremy: yum bred
mike: *tries it* omg yea yum

by jet lol October 19, 2021

toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

toast

1.) Uncommen Noun. Eating toast int he act of anal sex on the womens back

2.) Slang for anal sex

Yo i fucking was toast all over her booty!

by Triple Dots February 10, 2008

Toasted

A roast that is not that effective.

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted

by metalblooper October 14, 2016

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019