When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.
Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny
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--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
*probable feminist takes food of a guys plate randomly*
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
by Prill. April 25, 2019
Get the Food Rape mug.A person who is manic about using coupons for the most possible number of everyday food purchases as possible. Chances are that if you want to do anything involving eating and the exchange of money, a food couponiac has a way to do it for less. A good way to identify a food couponiac is if this person has not only told you about how and when to find the ‘best deals,’ but will also attempt to get you to sign up at some obscure coupon site in the hopes that they might get some kind of bonus ‘referral’ coupon. Depending on how you value your time, there is a fine line between the money saved by using these coupons, and the time spent waiting for the food couponiac to find the appropriate coupon for the next act of consumption. While you may want to eat at a specific place, ‘Option A,’ if the food couponiac doesn’t have a deal for that place, they will insist on going to a place where they can use one of their most prized possessions instead, ‘Option B.’
I was in the mood for Mexican food for lunch, but Jonathan, being the food couponiac he is, could only find a coupon for a Thai place, so of course we went there. If only I'd signed up at the site he told me about, I might have had my own coupon for the place I actually wanted to eat at.
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Get the getting food mug.When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
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Person 1: "Um, are you eating gas station nachos?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's slut food but I've been working out a ton and I was starving."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's slut food but I've been working out a ton and I was starving."
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