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duck spit

The sweaty build up found on a man’s taint after prolonged periods of not showering.
Man, after camping for 3 days straight I have got some mean duck spit going on right now!
by Slayerize May 9, 2005
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Ducking

While trying not to fish-hook, the lips are puckered out in the form of a duck bill. Usually occurs while subject is high.
Man, you are totally ducking!
by FrancisMN February 12, 2007
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Wood duck

Pretender (Aus)
Particularly used to describe twats who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it'll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. The driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the shit.
Note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it's a victim. Don't hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
Jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

Bill: Jimmy! that's a fully sick Astra!

Jimmy: No bill, that's a shitbox driven by a wood duck
by Darth Kermit November 30, 2013
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fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.
by Your Worst Nightmare April 9, 2003
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Rubber Duck

When "fisting" goes wrong. Usually resulting in the fist becoming stuck in the anus of a partner or one's self.
Troy and I had to go to the E.R. after we fell victim to a rubber duck.
by Annelise(: January 23, 2011
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Donald Duck

While in the shower, spreading your butt-cheeks, thus allowing water to flow freely through them, and emitting a fart from deep within. The resulting sound is similar to that of Donald Duck.
Last night I Donald Ducked myself in the shower and nearly gagged to death.
by slohse April 15, 2010
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duck bear

by Chris Phillip February 10, 2004
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