1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
by Cutebumblebee November 20, 2007
Get the beach guymug. guy 1 : ever heard of guy 9
guy 2 : every one know hes a myth
guy 3: dont be so paranoid man
guy 4:man it be weird if guy 9 is real right guy five
guy 5:ye
guy 6 : guy 7 wanna cookie
guy 7 : maybe i can have your cookie ;)
guy 8 : no wonder guy 9 is never known guy 7 ate him
guy 2 : every one know hes a myth
guy 3: dont be so paranoid man
guy 4:man it be weird if guy 9 is real right guy five
guy 5:ye
guy 6 : guy 7 wanna cookie
guy 7 : maybe i can have your cookie ;)
guy 8 : no wonder guy 9 is never known guy 7 ate him
by reddit is basically pornhub January 12, 2021
Get the guy 9mug. 
by chris April 21, 2005
Get the non-guymug. The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.
Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.
by Halo Marques April 20, 2008
Get the spare guymug. When a women understands she is attractive, uses a specific male, and only continues to associate with him only for when she needs something. Typically the male drops all immediate agendas to help the female, however he gets nothing in return. A false “friendship.”
Man, she only calls me when she needs something! She won’t even hang with us! I’ve become her go-to-guy, all hail the problem-solving General I am!
by ThePerplexingH August 31, 2018
Get the Go-to-guymug. by Jimbutthole November 14, 2017
Get the december guymug.